Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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