I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I AM VODKA MAN
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I see more hoeing in ur future
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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