Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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