do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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