I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
