It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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