It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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