I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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