He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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