I just made out with a guy for $7.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Sober January is a disaster.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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