just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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