Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Randomize
