OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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