No stitches, just platelets and will power
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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