I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
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