I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Mom said you looked used
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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