Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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