Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I think your dad took our porno
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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