I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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