Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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