I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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