Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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