I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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