Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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