he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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