so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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