So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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