her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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