she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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