I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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