I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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