okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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