So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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