he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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