There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize