I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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