im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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