So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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