if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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