you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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