just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I'm just crazy horny about you
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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