So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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