Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
as a side note pls kill me
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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