She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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