Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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