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No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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