and next time when you feel me up, do it right
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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