you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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