thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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