Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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