Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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