I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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